This
is the first step I am taking in rising up the online social scale in
our day of society. Hell the first thing I'm going to do to celebrate
this magical moment is go to the club and shake my booty to maybe pay
for my bar tab, but that's high hopes and I rarely win. I can catch a
fly with my bare hands, do a hand stand push up and for some reason
people call me "Situation" just cause some people call me Mike. It's
really annoying in fact, cause I'm way better looking and I don't work
out that much. A toast to my soon to be new friends, admirers, fellow
bloggers, and internet trollers....Here's to the women that love me
terribly, may the soon improve.