Saturday, April 21, 2012

This is the first step I am taking in rising up the online social scale in our day of society. Hell the first thing I'm going to do to celebrate this magical moment is go to the club and shake my booty to maybe pay for my bar tab, but that's high hopes and I rarely win. I can catch a fly with my bare hands, do a hand stand push up and for some reason people call me "Situation" just cause some people call me Mike. It's really annoying in fact, cause I'm way better looking and I don't work out that much. A toast to my soon to be new friends, admirers, fellow bloggers, and internet trollers....Here's to the women that love me terribly, may the soon improve.